幽默英语口语笑话大全

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　　英语笑话是很有用的，小编今天就给大家带来了英语的笑话，有时间的可以多多看看吧

　　英语笑话一

　　“I am sorry”。

　　“I am sorry， too” 外国人回答。

　　“I am sorry three” 我道。

　　“What are you sorry for?” 外国人问。

　　“I am sorry five” 我说……

　　男：Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?)

　　女：Actually I""d rather have the money.(不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。 )

　　英语笑话二

　　男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)

　　女：Sorry. I""m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼。)

　　男：Can I have your name?(直译：我能有你的名字吗?)

　　女：Why? Don""t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)

　　英语笑话三

　　男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)

　　女：Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)

　　1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

　　GEORGE: Here it is!

　　TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

　　CLASS: George!

　　2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

　　ELLEN: I is...

　　TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

　　ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

　　3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

　　CLASS: Big hands!

　　4. TEACHER: Didn"t you promise to behave?

　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

　　TEACHER: And didn"t I promise to punish you if you didn"t?

　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don"t expect you to keep yours.

　　5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.

　　SAMMY: You can"t fool me, Teacher... snakes don"t have feet.On the

　　beach 沙滩上有趣的对话 A man was sunbathing naked at the

　　beach. 一男于沙滩上裸晒。 For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, 为了文明点，也因为怕太阳灼伤它he had a hat ove