校园经典幽默笑话

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　　在日常繁忙的生活中，也不要忘了放松自己的心情。

　　校园经典幽默笑话：无聊的课

　　One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for his droll sense of humor.

　　在开普吉拉多市的东南密苏里州立大学上学的时候，我喜欢的几个老师之中有一个以他的幽默感而出名。

　　Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don"t mind if you look at your watches during class.

　　给新生上头一节课，他给学生解释在他课上的纪律，他说：“我知道我的课经常会很枯燥乏味，所以我并不介意你们在课上看表。

　　I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they"re running!"

　　然而，我坚决不允许你们把表重重的摔在课桌上，以此来检查你的表是不是还在走。”

　　校园经典幽默笑话：也许这个名字真管用

　　During the college speech course I taught,I spoke about a Chinese student who,after moving to the United States,decided she wanted an English name to honor her new home.

　　我在大学教演讲课程，一次上课时，我谈到一位中国学生，在来到美国后想起一个英文名来纪念他的新家。

　　"She chose the name Patience," I told the class,"because she wanted to be reminded to be patient.

　　她选择了耐心这个名字，我跟课堂上的学生说，因为她想别人提醒她要有耐心。

　　Every time someone called her name,the message was reinforced."I asked the students what names they would select for themselves.After considering the question,one young man raised his hand and said, "Rich."

　　每一次有人喊她名字的时候，这个信息就会被强调一次。我问我的学生他们想给她取一个什么样的名字，他们琢磨了一会，一个男生说“发财”。

　　校园经典幽默笑话：点名

　　On my first day of classes at my University I took a front-row seat in my literature course.

　　大学的第一天，文学课我坐在了前排。

　　The professor told us we would be responsible for reading five books, and that he would provide us with a list of authors from which we could choose. Then he ambled over to the lectern, took out his class book and began,

　　教授告诉我们这学期必须得读五本书，他提供我们可供选择的作者名单。随后他缓步走上讲台，拿出课本，

　　"Baker, Black, Brooks, Carter, Cook..." I was working feverishly to get down all the names when I felt a tap on my shoulder. The student in back of me whispered, "He"s taking attendance."

　　“贝克、布莱克、布鲁斯、卡特、库克…”为了写下所有的名字，我不得不疯狂的作着记录。这时有人轻轻的拍我肩膀，坐在我后面的学生悄悄告诉我：“他在点名呢。”